Official Movie Website Theatrical Release 02/23/07 Home Video 06/19/07 MPAA Rating Rated R for sexual content, nudity, crude humor, language and drug use Running Time 1 hour 24 minutes Genre Comedy, Crime Director Ben Garant Writer Ben Garant Thomas Lennon, Kerri Kenney Cast Carlos Alazraqui, Mary Birdsong, Robert Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Thomas Lennon, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Niecy Nash, Cedric Yarbrough, Terry Swarsden, Paul Rudd, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Nick Swardson, Joe Lo Truglio, Paul Reubens, David Koechner Studio Paramount Pictures |
RENO 911: MIAMI
SYNOPSIS
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press,
On behalf of the Reno Sheriff's Department, we
would like to address the film entitled Reno 911!:
Miami. THIS FILM IS NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY
THE RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
We were told by the good people (pronounced: dirty
liars) at Twentieth Century Fox that the documentary
film about our trip to the National Police Convention
in Miami Beach would be called: American Heroes:
South Beach Edition.
Turns out this was classic Hollywood bull****. The
film that has been made from the footage of us is an
outrageous web of lies. The brave men and women
of the Reno Sheriff's Department have been edited
together in a way that makes us look like we're
brain damaged. (We, aren't!)
YES, there were some unfortunate events that took
place during our time in Miami. Yes, people got hurt.
Yes, property got destroyed. And yes, one nude
person and some passers-by got parts of an
exploded narwhale on them.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press,
On behalf of the Reno Sheriff's Department, we
would like to address the film entitled Reno 911!:
Miami. THIS FILM IS NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY
THE RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
We were told by the good people (pronounced: dirty
liars) at Twentieth Century Fox that the documentary
film about our trip to the National Police Convention
in Miami Beach would be called: American Heroes:
South Beach Edition.
Turns out this was classic Hollywood bull****. The
film that has been made from the footage of us is an
outrageous web of lies. The brave men and women
of the Reno Sheriff's Department have been edited
together in a way that makes us look like we're
brain damaged. (We, aren't!)
YES, there were some unfortunate events that took
place during our time in Miami. Yes, people got hurt.
Yes, property got destroyed. And yes, one nude
person and some passers-by got parts of an
exploded narwhale on them.
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But... the truth is: we also did a lot of good. And, none of us is sure it was really a narwhale. It might have
been a sperm whale, or some other kind of whale.
We would also like to address the title of the film.
Reno 911!: Miami
WTF? That must be the stupidest title in the history of cinema. That's like calling something Las Vegas
Justice Minneapolis. Or Philadelphia Emergency St. Louis. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
If you understand the title, please call us, because we do not.
We urge you to tell the Fox and Twentieth Century Fox people to STOP THE LIES.
Your servant,
Lt. Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department. Reno NV.
--© 20th Century Fox
been a sperm whale, or some other kind of whale.
We would also like to address the title of the film.
Reno 911!: Miami
WTF? That must be the stupidest title in the history of cinema. That's like calling something Las Vegas
Justice Minneapolis. Or Philadelphia Emergency St. Louis. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
If you understand the title, please call us, because we do not.
We urge you to tell the Fox and Twentieth Century Fox people to STOP THE LIES.
Your servant,
Lt. Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department. Reno NV.
--© 20th Century Fox